michAGAIN
08-24-2009, 04:42 PM
Top Ten Reasons Navy will beat tUOS:
10. Navy’s mascot is so much cooler than the kid with a nut on his head.
9. Terrell Pryor won’t play because he gets all Labor Day weekends off.
8. Navy pledged to never lose to a team whose band is dressed like the Salvation ARMY.
7. Most tUOS players will be staying home during the game in order to catch reruns of Judge Judy.
6. At least three tUOS players will be in Judge Judy’s courtroom to try and reverse their felony convictions.
5. Half the Buckeye team caught the Swine Flu after Boren brought his pet pig to the lockerroom for show and tell.
4. Tressel’s orders got confused and most of the team went to a Navy recruiting station rather than the Horseshoe.
3. Navy messed with the Buckeyes heads by saying “hey look, there’s Tim Tebow!” before every ball snap.
2. Navy has been wanting to kick somebody’s ass after Obama gutted their entire budget.
1. tUOS gets caught looking ahead to those pesky Trojans.
10. Navy’s mascot is so much cooler than the kid with a nut on his head.
9. Terrell Pryor won’t play because he gets all Labor Day weekends off.
8. Navy pledged to never lose to a team whose band is dressed like the Salvation ARMY.
7. Most tUOS players will be staying home during the game in order to catch reruns of Judge Judy.
6. At least three tUOS players will be in Judge Judy’s courtroom to try and reverse their felony convictions.
5. Half the Buckeye team caught the Swine Flu after Boren brought his pet pig to the lockerroom for show and tell.
4. Tressel’s orders got confused and most of the team went to a Navy recruiting station rather than the Horseshoe.
3. Navy messed with the Buckeyes heads by saying “hey look, there’s Tim Tebow!” before every ball snap.
2. Navy has been wanting to kick somebody’s ass after Obama gutted their entire budget.
1. tUOS gets caught looking ahead to those pesky Trojans.