View Full Version : If you had to cheat off of someone's paper...
The Michigan Man
09-15-2009, 12:47 PM
You are a college student that has a huge exam coming up. For whatever reason, you didn't study, and don't really have a moral compass (so you're probably a tUOS student) so you decide to cheat.
You walk into class and take your seat. Unbelievably, to your left is Tyrelle Pryor. To your right is Tate Forcier.
Who do you cheat off of?
TxWolverine
09-15-2009, 12:49 PM
TP...
You know they have to give him the answers to the test to keep him eligible for the season.
The Michigan Man
09-15-2009, 12:51 PM
Oh yeah, it is a written exam, not an oral one (like they give at tUOS, ala Clarett in his Black History class) - so TP probably wouldn't have to be there.
BBA1994
09-15-2009, 12:53 PM
Oh yeah, it is a written exam, not an oral one (like they give at tUOS, ala Clarett in his Black History class) - so TP probably wouldn't have to be there.
Don't forget 1osunut is in charge of all oral exams.
GoBlue21
09-15-2009, 12:54 PM
Oh yeah, it is a written exam, not an oral one (like they give at tUOS, ala Clarett in his Black History class) - so TP probably wouldn't have to be there.
TP attends class?
zilla
09-15-2009, 12:57 PM
I will go with Pryor because he has 1 year of college under his belt and is more established as an academic.
i kid.
TNTWolverine
09-15-2009, 12:57 PM
Oh yeah, it is a written exam, not an oral one (like they give at tUOS, ala Clarett in his Black History class) - so TP probably wouldn't have to be there.
then pryor for sure. if he can develop philisophical deductions such as "Not everybody’s the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever." on the fly, just imagine what he could do given a paper, pen, and two hours.
Bossgobbler23
09-15-2009, 01:05 PM
How can anyone go against the Force?
RADRACING
09-15-2009, 01:07 PM
I wouldn't cheat, so I won't answer this one.
Inflames
09-15-2009, 01:08 PM
It doesnt matter because you are next to Tate and he makes everyone around him better.
The Michigan Man
09-15-2009, 01:13 PM
I wouldn't cheat, so I won't answer this one.
Lame
It doesnt matter because you are next to Tate and he makes everyone around him better.
Brilliant
cartyboi
09-15-2009, 01:25 PM
It doesnt matter because you are next to Tate and he makes everyone around him better.
Touche, young man.
michAGAIN
09-15-2009, 01:33 PM
I don't want to be anywhere near Pryor. He gets upset during exams. His most recent final, he walked in, got the exam, and sat down. About five minutes into the exam he stood up and yelled at the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture this semester! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
RADRACING
09-15-2009, 01:36 PM
You should have added RR and JT's name to the list that would have been really funny, I bet Tate still would have won.
amazinblue
09-15-2009, 02:59 PM
"I have neither given nor recieved aide on this examination" - the honor code that I wrote and signed frequently while in the College of Engineering.
Now - for those "morally challenged" individuals - how could you not prefer TF over TP? I mean, come on....
pryorthrowslikeagirl
09-15-2009, 03:00 PM
If the paper was on how to kill people I would have to go with Pryor, otherwise id go with Tate.
Wolvrin704
09-15-2009, 03:22 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here,although I have not voted yet. How about cheating off Pryor but instead of using his answers use it to know what the answer is not?
The Michigan Man
09-15-2009, 03:25 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here,although I have not voted yet. How about cheating off Pryor but instead of using his answers use it to know what the answer is not?
Bad idea - he would just be making pretty designs on his scantron sheet with the little circles...
Wolvrin704
09-15-2009, 03:35 PM
Bad idea - he would just be making pretty designs on his scantron sheet with the little circles...
Good thing I wasn't drinking milk or I would have snorted it up. My vote goes with Tate in that case, just to be sure. :D
GoBlue21
09-15-2009, 03:54 PM
Bad idea - he would just be making pretty designs on his scantron sheet with the little circles...
You said 'scantron'! Haha
Revelli
09-15-2009, 08:08 PM
You said 'scantron'! Haha
Would have been better if he had said mimeograph machine...:cool:
Mike Furley
09-15-2009, 08:15 PM
I voted for Pryor. Since RR is into keeping the kids practicing beyond the NCAA limits, Forcier probably hasn't opened any book other than the playbook.
Plus, look at the way both Pryor and Forcier play. Which one is more polished? Pryor looks confused on the field b/c he's actually hitting the study table when his NCAA mandated 20hrs of practice time are up.
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