Airing of GRIEVANCES

[michAGAIN]

IT’S FESTIVUS!! --- that time of year to post our own personal grievances. Here’s mine:

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

1OSUNUT – Your sins for being a douche bag are too numerous to list.

ELNO LEWIS – A year ago you posted a lot more “interesting” pictures than you did this year. I expect that to be corrected in 2009.

WOLVERINE704 – I’ve got a problem with you leaving this site. I enjoyed your posts.

the MICHIGAN MAN - Good job kicking butt on here to the appropriate bloggers, but you were still too nice to them. Next year, I expect you to develop and use nuclear weapons.

TODD , MEDIC, and RICKYLEACH- Funny posts but not enough of them. Damn you for making me laugh.

TPILEWS – For cheating at College Football Pick’em and relegating me to second place. Damn you and such.

AMAZINBLUE , BIGBOYBLUE, BLUEFAN, BOSSGOBBLER23, BBA1994, BYEBYELLOYD, CARTYBOI, GOBLUE, GOBLUE21, GODEEPHAMMER, JOEISMYNAME, JUSTINSANE, MGOBLUE1, MGOMATT, MICH97C, MOTOWN74, REVELLI, TNTWOLVERINE, LAMFAN, MAIZENBLUE, STEN CARLSON, UM4LIFE, WOLV3R1N3, MICHFANINCBUS, NCWOLVERINE, WOLVERINE, GATOR , and everyone else whom I missed……..Your posts make too much sense (therefore making my posts look even worse than they already are.)

REALWOMENWEARMAIZEANDBLUE, BUCKEYE SWEETIE, NICOLE for consistently putting us guys in our place. Damn you for being the smarter sex.

UMKNIFE – Damn you for falling off the face of the Earth and disappearing.

to tUOS Guys – I’m sick of you complaining about the difficulties in getting a tUOS coed into your dorm room. Just grease her hips and push her through the door.

The TERRORISTS – Blowing up the entire east coast is one thing, but when you mess with the HAILVICTORS website, that’s the final straw. May a thousand intestinal worms from SILVERBULLET, PLUS1, HAWKS and DON UNVERFERTH’s colon crawl up your nose and reproduce more numerously than the number of OSU boosters who pay players under the table.

[wolverine]

LOL...i mean...LOL

[bluefan]

IT’S FESTIVUS!! --- that time of year to post our own personal grievances. Here’s mine:

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

1OSUNUT – Your sins for being a douche bag are too numerous to list.

ELNO LEWIS – A year ago you posted a lot more “interesting” pictures than you did this year. I expect that to be corrected in 2009.

WOLVERINE704 – I’ve got a problem with you leaving this site. I enjoyed your posts.

the MICHIGAN MAN - Good job kicking butt on here to the appropriate bloggers, but you were still too nice to them. Next year, I expect you to develop and use nuclear weapons.

TODD , MEDIC, and RICKYLEACH- Funny posts but not enough of them. Damn you for making me laugh.

TPILEWS – For cheating at College Football Pick’em and relegating me to second place. Damn you and such.

AMAZINBLUE , BIGBOYBLUE, BLUEFAN, BOSSGOBBLER23, BBA1994, BYEBYELLOYD, CARTYBOI, GOBLUE, GOBLUE21, GODEEPHAMMER, JOEISMYNAME, JUSTINSANE, MGOBLUE1, MGOMATT, MICH97C, MOTOWN74, REVELLI, TNTWOLVERINE, LAMFAN, MAIZENBLUE, STEN CARLSON, UM4LIFE, WOLV3R1N3, MICHFANINCBUS, NCWOLVERINE, WOLVERINE, GATOR , and everyone else whom I missed……..Your posts make too much sense (therefore making my posts look even worse than they already are.)

REALWOMENWEARMAIZEANDBLUE, BUCKEYE SWEETIE, NICOLE for consistently putting us guys in our place. Damn you for being the smarter sex.

UMKNIFE – Damn you for falling off the face of the Earth and disappearing.

to tUOS Guys – I’m sick of you complaining about the difficulties in getting a tUOS coed into your dorm room. Just grease her hips and push her through the door.

The TERRORISTS – Blowing up the entire east coast is one thing, but when you mess with the HAILVICTORS website, that’s the final straw. May a thousand intestinal worms from SILVERBULLET, PLUS1, HAWKS and DON UNVERFERTH’s colon crawl up your nose and reproduce more numerously than the number of OSU boosters who pay players under the table.

My grievance with you is that you've only posted twice since the hostiles were repressed. Although I've found if one posts less but the posts are good it's usually for the betterment of this society. Hell, anyone can have 1000+ posts of shit. Ask NUT.

[bigboyBlue]

My grievance with you is that you've only posted twice since the hostiles were repressed. Although I've found if one posts less but the posts are good it's usually for the betterment of this society. Hell, anyone can have 1000+ posts of shit. Ask NUT.

I concur man. And whatever happened to all those threads full of dirty pictures you used to do michAGAIN? Good times, good times. Happy Holidays everyone!

[LAMfan]

Happy Holidays!

And I guess my New Year's resolution will be to be more nonsensical. Should be easy, as that is my default behavior for M football.

[The Michigan Man]

IT’S FESTIVUS!! --- that time of year to post our own personal grievances. Here’s mine:

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

the MICHIGAN MAN - Good job kicking butt on here to the appropriate bloggers, but you were still too nice to them. Next year, I expect you to develop and use nuclear weapons.

Great observations, michAgain. I don't know if I'm been "too nice", but rather, distracted by the fair-weather, bandwagon, Chicken Little, instant-gratification obsessed Walmart Wolverines who were embarassing the real fans with their constant whining, belly-aching, and feelin sorry for themselves because the program had to endure a rebuilding year.

Now that the terrorists have succeeded in driving away the unfaithful, we can all go back to our regularly scheduled regiment of relentlessly belittling our trolls and reminding them that no matter how good their program may be on the field, they are inferior, substandard, dyfunctional, insecure, and will never know the sensation of being a Michigan Man.

It takes more than just a string of victories to rise up to the rarified air up here, boys. Remember, even though the barbarians sacked Rome, they were still stinky, uncivilized barbarians, and overwhelming a superior culture does not mean that you are cultured...

[GoBlue21]

Where is RTB's analysis?

I wish the Editor would just delete that clown, his/her point of view is just plain ridiculous! Same thing over and over and over and over again; just get's old...

Anyway, here's to a new year of Michigan Football...We will be back very soon and when that happens, WATCH OUT!!!

GO BLUE!

[TNTWolverine]

I was a little late in reading this post (who goes past the Michigan football section anyway?) but I loved it. Now it's time for the feats of strength.