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StevieBrownforHeisman
12-23-2008, 08:27 PM
I just had to vent about how hard it is to watch a game being broadcast by these two complete fucking buffoons.

marky mark may knows EVERYTHING one can possibly know about college football, just ask him yourself; while Lou can't even get out a sentence without stuttering or lisping fifteen times.
really though i can't fucking stand mark may.
i would prefer watching a game with no analysts.
Inflames
12-23-2008, 08:31 PM
I could not agree more. They are the two biggest tools on TV.
Bo23
12-23-2008, 09:14 PM
These two clowns put the douche in douchebag. Is it me or does Holtz sound like Barney Frank?
The Michigan Man
12-23-2008, 09:50 PM
These two clowns put the douche in douchebag. Is it me or does Holtz sound like Barney Frank?

At least Barney Frank has an excuse for his speech impediment (there is usually something shoved in his mouth...)
1OSUNUT
12-24-2008, 05:34 AM
They honestly took away from a very well played football game. If I hear Mark May mention the offensive line one more time I'm going to scream. You had #9 and #11 playing and you could not get a better duo then that - pathetic.
pryorthrowslikeagirl
12-24-2008, 09:29 AM
It baffles me how Lou Holtz is employed as an analitthhht with a lisp like that, it drives me crazy lithhening to him talk.
GoDeepHammer
12-24-2008, 09:37 AM
They are both idiots and shouldn't have a job doing anything besides cleaning up the set after the show is over.
amazinblue
12-24-2008, 11:40 AM
These two clowns put the douche in douchebag. Is it me or does Holtz sound like Barney Frank?

Bo23,

This made me smile.... No doubt about it, those two should never be near the broadcast booth. Though, for all those seeking employment, I'm guessing you should create a FaceBook site and bring it to ESPN's attention. Maybe they just can't find qualified help these days...

Then again, ESPN may be trying to save a few dollars before that BCS contract kicks in...
rickyleach
12-24-2008, 04:23 PM
what do you people expect, your talking about espn employees, none of them are worth a sshit, mark may dogs nd ,michigan ,ohio state and any chance he can to laugh at the big10, and lou is just there making money..
StevieBrownforHeisman
01-01-2009, 11:50 AM
Mark may says: Penn state has not seen the type of size speed and power that USC will show them. Pete carrols dick feels good in my mouth. Oh and USC never played Oregon state, because USC gets a free pass for one game a year, and this was it this year.
Also I like it when lou says "who would have predicted Iowa would be up by 21?" and before he can finish his sentence, may says "I did". At that moment I wrote a letter to espn that said "give mark may a raise!! This dude is a fucking genius of college football!!"

Really though I can't take it anymore. May is more focused on how right he thinks he is than he is on the actual game.I could easily do a better job than this buffoon if it was MY job to sit on my ass and talk about how great USC is.
um0720
01-02-2009, 02:38 PM
Mark may says: Penn state has not seen the type of size speed and power that USC will show them. Pete carrols dick feels good in my mouth. Oh and USC never played Oregon state, because USC gets a free pass for one game a year, and this was it this year.
Also I like it when lou says "who would have predicted Iowa would be up by 21?" and before he can finish his sentence, may says "I did". At that moment I wrote a letter to espn that said "give mark may a raise!! This dude is a fucking genius of college football!!"

Really though I can't take it anymore. May is more focused on how right he thinks he is than he is on the actual game.I could easily do a better job than this buffoon if it was MY job to sit on my ass and talk about how great USC is.
I've been waiting to vent on this douchebag for a long time.

SBfH,
Agreed.
Every year before the college football season starts, Mark May always says how this years' USC team is one of the best teams ever. He is a broke dick of an analyst. In a nutshell, Lou is just stupid. He should just stick to magic and newspapers...
NCBLUE
01-08-2009, 10:47 AM
As much as Lou struggles, the announcers on fox are almost all 2nd rate. I usually like Fox News but Fox has not done a good job with the BCS games. I hope ESPN will do better when they take over the contract.
Inflames
01-08-2009, 10:54 AM
Has anyone on here seen the Dr. Lou thing they do? It is by far the dumbest thing I have seen on a sports show. How does anyone take LH seriously? The lisping is so annoying I want to slap him. Not to mention Mark May's mouth looks like the old Bugs Bunny cartoons when one of them would swallow alum and their mouth would get tiny.

Sorry had to vent for a min.....