CONSPIRACY at the Fiesta Bowl

[michAGAIN]

Do you see a conspiracy behind every event in history? So do I!! OSU simply could not lose a bowl this many times in a row. If you want to know what REALLY happened......if you want to know the TRUTH........if you want to know how your government and ESPN has been lying to you for (choose a designated time period and place here) keep reading. The expert analysis, photographic evidence and very very important opinion (backed by years of liberal arts study) we have collected on this site will help you wade through the "news" and "eye witness accounts" that the ANTI-OSU backed media has been feeding the unwashed masses.

POINT ONE: If you add up the numbers of Pryor, Wells and Tressels names and find the square root of 14, you come up with 24. Remember Texas' score? 24. Coincident? I think not.
POINT TWO: Why did the OSU band play the French "CanCan" at halftime? Did they see OSU getting their can kicked in the end?
POINT THREE: Isn't it strange that the game was played at a college that doesn't have a campus??
POINT FOUR: Why did they chose to play in Arizona which is only one state away from Roswell, New Mexico? Roswell PEOPLE!!
POINT FIVE: Why was one of the Texas players sporting an OSU mullet?
POINT SIX: Why did the Columbus Dispatch report the final score 4 hours BEFORE kickoff?
POINT SEVEN: Why did the Goodyear Blimp cover the game from above when it was in a CLOSED stadium?
POINT EIGHT:
POINT NINE: Why was POINT EIGHT totally left blank??
POINT TEN: How come no one in the Fiesta Bowl ever saw Texas score?
POINT ELEVEN: If "i" comes before "e" except after "c", what about the word "weird"!!! That blows my mind!
POINT TWELVE: If his name is Beanie Wells, why was he wearing a uniform that had printed "C. Wells"????

Well, there you have it!! There is a huge worldwide conspiracy at play when it comes to tOSU winning the big one. I have proven my point. - your faithful investigative reporter - michAGAIN

[Inflames]

POINT TWO: Why did the OSU band play the French "CanCan" at halftime? Did they see OSU getting their can kicked in the end?

I think they play french music because the band wears cute little French hats. Which, by the way, do not match their Salvation Army outfits....hmmmmm.

You may be onto something.

[goblue]

Do you see a conspiracy behind every event in history? So do I!! OSU simply could not lose a bowl this many times in a row. If you want to know what REALLY happened......if you want to know the TRUTH........if you want to know how your government and ESPN has been lying to you for (choose a designated time period and place here) keep reading. The expert analysis, photographic evidence and very very important opinion (backed by years of liberal arts study) we have collected on this site will help you wade through the "news" and "eye witness accounts" that the ANTI-OSU backed media has been feeding the unwashed masses.

POINT ONE: If you add up the numbers of Pryor, Wells and Tressels names and find the square root of 14, you come up with 24. Remember Texas' score? 24. Coincident? I think not.
POINT TWO: Why did the OSU band play the French "CanCan" at halftime? Did they see OSU getting their can kicked in the end?
POINT THREE: Isn't it strange that the game was played at a college that doesn't have a campus??
POINT FOUR: Why did they chose to play in Arizona which is only one state away from Roswell, New Mexico? Roswell PEOPLE!!
POINT FIVE: Why was one of the Texas players sporting an OSU mullet?
POINT SIX: Why did the Columbus Dispatch report the final score 4 hours BEFORE kickoff?
POINT SEVEN: Why did the Goodyear Blimp cover the game from above when it was in a CLOSED stadium?
POINT EIGHT:
POINT NINE: Why was POINT EIGHT totally left blank??
POINT TEN: How come no one in the Fiesta Bowl ever saw Texas score?
POINT ELEVEN: If "i" comes before "e" except after "c", what about the word "weird"!!! That blows my mind!
POINT TWELVE: If his name is Beanie Wells, why was he wearing a uniform that had printed "C. Wells"????

Well, there you have it!! There is a huge worldwide conspiracy at play when it comes to tOSU winning the big one. I have proven my point. - your faithful investigative reporter - michAGAIN

The conspiracy lives!

How come no one saw the play where Beanie got hurt that kept him out of the second half?

How come no one saw the OSU player that got taken off on a stretcher go through the tunnel? And I could have sworn I saw him on the sideline later on.

On the last Texas drive where Texas barely got a first down on fourth down and they had to measure it, it didn't appear to be the real Tressel jumping up and down. It was someone else in disguise.

On the final Texas catch to win the game, the OSU defender seemed to disappear when he attempted to make the tackle.

Everytime they showed that live longhorn on the sideline, Texas seemed to make a big play.

[Buckeye Sweetie]

Everytime they showed that live longhorn on the sideline, Texas seemed to make a big play.

At least we discovered where the beef is!

[wolverine]

Toooooooo funny lol

[rickyleach]

wolverine, where the f did you get that zuit suit you are wearing, i mean come on, it makes you look like your 16, im sure 1osunut has a blow up of that in his wallet, cause he likes the wolverineee so much..