David Cone

[Bighouse]

Poor David Cone. Everyone quits and he still doesnt get a snap.

[Wolvrin704]

At least he gets a great education. :D

[W0lv3r1n3]

He's getting a free education at one of the top universities in the world, I don't feel sorry for him at all.

[MoellerLover69(LloydCarr)]

Maybe David Cone is the secret weapon primed to start the first game with no film on him and hardly anyone knowing he's alive?

[chriswebber]

Maybe David Cone is the secret weapon primed to start the first game with no film on him and hardly anyone knowing he's alive?

David Code is Tom Brady's love child from when Tom was 13. Tom Brady requested that his son not play until the offensive line was solid. Tom did not want little David to get injured because the line will not hold. The 'spread' offense that RROD has sang about was a decoy, he really runs the pro-set. The weak UM schedule is also a ploy to make a run at an NC. Last season, RRod and Bill Martin threw the Toledo game at home to win enough in Vegas to pay off WVU and build the new stadium. RRod also did this against Pitt while he coached WVU. The problem was Threet knew all about this secret plot and was paid nicely to leave. Now the enemies of UM are laughing thinking that UM has no QB, but in reality, Tom Brady's love child is going to win an NC.

[amazinblue]

David Code is Tom Brady's love child from when Tom was 13. Tom Brady requested that his son not play until the offensive line was solid. Tom did not want little David to get injured because the line will not hold. The 'spread' offense that RROD has sang about was a decoy, he really runs the pro-set. The weak UM schedule is also a ploy to make a run at an NC. Last season, RRod and Bill Martin threw the Toledo game at home to win enough in Vegas to pay off WVU and build the new stadium. RRod also did this against Pitt while he coached WVU. The problem was Threet knew all about this secret plot and was paid nicely to leave. Now the enemies of UM are laughing thinking that UM has no QB, but in reality, Tom Brady's love child is going to win an NC.


CWebb,

Your best post ever....

[BlueBallers]

David Code is Tom Brady's love child from when Tom was 13. Tom Brady requested that his son not play until the offensive line was solid. Tom did not want little David to get injured because the line will not hold. The 'spread' offense that RROD has sang about was a decoy, he really runs the pro-set. The weak UM schedule is also a ploy to make a run at an NC. Last season, RRod and Bill Martin threw the Toledo game at home to win enough in Vegas to pay off WVU and build the new stadium. RRod also did this against Pitt while he coached WVU. The problem was Threet knew all about this secret plot and was paid nicely to leave. Now the enemies of UM are laughing thinking that UM has no QB, but in reality, Tom Brady's love child is going to win an NC.

As stupid as it was, I did laugh my ass off when I read it.

[Wolvrin704]

David Code is Tom Brady's love child from when Tom was 13. Tom Brady requested that his son not play until the offensive line was solid. Tom did not want little David to get injured because the line will not hold. The 'spread' offense that RROD has sang about was a decoy, he really runs the pro-set. The weak UM schedule is also a ploy to make a run at an NC. Last season, RRod and Bill Martin threw the Toledo game at home to win enough in Vegas to pay off WVU and build the new stadium. RRod also did this against Pitt while he coached WVU. The problem was Threet knew all about this secret plot and was paid nicely to leave. Now the enemies of UM are laughing thinking that UM has no QB, but in reality, Tom Brady's love child is going to win an NC.

This was actually quite funny. :p

[RobGoBlue]

At least he gets a great education. :D

Lets see here....one free education from UM and all he has to do is hold a clipboard and not spill the Gatorade.
Not a bad deal.